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Pico Della Mirandola Eating pizza and granola Dante Gabriel Rosetti Eating corn flakes and spaghetti Herman Melville and the whale Eating spam and eggs of quail Lennon and McCartney playing In the court of the old bailey Mary Tyler Moore is throwing Her hat up while it is snowing And Laverne and Shirley drink some Beer though it is rather early Fonzarelli jumped the shark while Mr. Kotter walked the park Tolkien fought the shadow while Lovecraft stared into the dark Pico Della Mirandola Eating pizza and granola Dante Gabriel Rosetti Eating corn flakes and spaghetti

Well I've written a treatise on philosophy I can quote you Sappho in original Greek Quantum theory I know in and out But I didn't know about the field mouse
I didn't know about the field mouse I didn't know about the field mouse Relativity does not leave me in doubt But I didn't know about the field mouse I can conquer all the armies of the Russian tzar I command on land and sea near and far My piercing gaze will turn your men to rout But I can't defend against the field mouse I can't defend against the field mouse I can't defend against the field mouse My piercing gaze will turn your men to rout But I can't defend against the field mouse I can picture every move that a man could make And a couple of manouvers that are known to the snake I can see the tiger in his golden house But I can't imagine the field mouse I can't imagine the field mouse I can't imagine the field mouse I can see the painted tiger in his comfortable house But I can't imagine the field mouse

Darling please don't look me in the eyes Though the pains enough to make me cry I cannot weep because my tears are dry I cant explain so I dont even try The hurt is always more than I can take I'm trying to think which was my first mistake I'm bent so far it would be easier to break I go to sleep the nightmare starts when I awake I hear your words and your voice cuts me like a knife And I dont think you even realize And so I sing in voices full of sighs Darling please dont look me in the eyes Darling please don't look me in the eyes Though the pains enough to make me cry I cannot weep because my tears are dry I cant explain so I dont even try

I think I dont know what I want I know I dont want what I think I want what I think I dont know I think I dont want what I know I want what I know I dont think I know I dont think what I want